Top 5 Things Hot Girls Should Know About Cars

[Oo Its Ralph & his Z]

So whats the top 5 things hot girls should know about cars ppl?

[TurboLag]

we like cars

[dt]

1. how to undress in them
2. how to get into the backseat
3. how to make use of the passenger seat if there is no backseat
4. road head
5. thats all i really want them to know

:rofl:

[Killergsr]

how to make a sandwich

[A.M]

They don't need to know five things.

Just one.

Stay in the kitchen.

[Liquid_G]

how to make a sandwich

lulz

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[joe]

So whats the top 5 things hot girls should know about cars ppl?

How to wash them
How to condition the upholstery
How to fill the gas tank
How to change the oil
HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE

[Killergsr]

^they don't need to drive to stay in the kitchen and make sandwiches.

[Silentalero]

lulz

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ahahahah

[Flipside87]

sandwich making FTW!!

[ymisoqt]

o_O some of us know how to drive better than men :p I proved that point last night lolz

[joe]

o_O some of us know how to drive better than men :p I proved that point last night lolz

One question: What the fuck were you doing driving in the kitchen?

[Rican_wagon920]

one question: What the fuck were you doing driving in the kitchen?

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CircuitJerk]

1. How to wash and wax my car.
2. How to change my oil.
3. How to drive a stick, including mine.
4. What to do to get the keys from me...
5. How to order a second credit card with my name on it from her account. (So I can buy my own sandwich)

I want to live.

[joe]

5. How to order a second credit card with my name on it from her account. (So I can buy my own sandwich)


I was with you up until this point. What kind of self-respecting man buys his own sammich? Why do you think most guys love to talk about pussy and tits? Because things that have pussy and tits get sammichs for you.

This isn't rocket science people.

[DrKelso]

1. How to wash and wax my car.
2. How to change my oil.
3. How to drive a stick, including mine.
4. What to do to get the keys from me...
5. How to order a second credit card with my name on it from her account. (So I can buy my own sandwich)

I want to live.

1. ok
2. ok
3. No way to the first part. My car is my car and she best not be touching it, except to accomplish #1/#2. 2nd part is perfectly acceptable
4. She can try...
5. I'm with Joe on this one. Why the fuck would you want to buy your own sangwich?

[DrKelso]

My 5.

1. How to suck dick
2. How to play with my balls
3. How to dance for me
4. How to prepare a sangwich
5. Needs to know which channels are Discovery, Military, History, Food Network and ESPN...occasionally CNN/MSNBC/CNBC/etc...



Notice, none of these things involve my car because I don't trust my woman enough to do anything but open her own door lol.

[ttblk1]

1. how to make a sandwich in the kitchen
2. how to wash the dishes while your in there
3.how to give good road head
4.how to shut the fuck up
5.how to when we get home to go do the laundry

[stEEZE nikkAA]

men..

[Solodriver]

Notice, none of these things involve my car because I don't trust my woman enough to do anything but open her own door lol.

And I bet you she pulls to early when your trying to unlock it even then!!!

My 5:

1. How to not dent my hood when she lays on it and I lick her vagina!
2. How to contain herself while I play with her vagina in afternoon traffic
3. How to NOT TOUCH MY EFFIN RADIO!!!!
4. How to not hit the curb everytime she opens the door!
5. How to speak respectfully to my car everytime she walks up to it!

:1wiggle:

[joe]

Mine bought me a 'girlfriend remote control' as a gift once. Best gift yet.

[Oo Its Ralph & his Z]

bump bump bump

[Kuro]

lol?

[sr240sx20det]

lmao! some good some bad

[LuxLude]

I didn't know there was a road from the bedroom to the kitchen...

But seriously I've had the same problem with every girlfriend I've had in my car that doesn't get through to them and that's NOT PUTTING THEIR FEET ON THE GOD DAMN DASHBOARD!!

[spoolme]

shit u guys are bogus lol

[RL Chi-Town]

I didn't know there was a road from the bedroom to the kitchen...

But seriously I've had the same problem with every girlfriend I've had in my car that doesn't get through to them and that's NOT PUTTING THEIR FEET ON THE GOD DAMN DASHBOARD!!

oh that is the number one rule besides other things feet on the dash board is a hell no.. i don't care who it is. its not allowed... :D

[sleEP3r]

How to make a samich portable (car friendly)

[LuxLude]

There's no eating in my car

[No1LykzAsmrtAzz]

This thread is hilarious, seeing dudes POVs :hehe:

I also hate it when ANYONE puts their feet on my dash. I've also found doing long road trips with my bf, that making portable sandwiches are a necessity, so...I agree, if I ever run into that...ditto haha

[Willizm]

what wha, my girlfriend doesn't know how to make me a sandwich. Better trade her for a better model

[Kuro]

1. Don't leave herpes on the seat
2. Don't leave herpes on the seat
3. Don't leave herpes on the seat
4. Don't leave herpes on the seat
5. Don't leave herpes on the seat or anywhere else on my car.